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Twitter weekly updates by crimulus for 2010-02-28

  • RT @TheOnion Sports: Senator Dikembe Mutombo Blocks Record Amount Of Legislation http://onion.com/a0JFSG #
  • Looks like another exceedingly windy night … #
  • RT @Funfacts The oldest surviving true tweet is from founder Jack Dorsey – “inviting coworkers” dated March 21st, 2006 at 1.02pm. #
  • Tonight’s feature: Mrs. Delafield Wants to Marry — very good film! (Katharine Hepburn, Harold Gould) http://abv8.me/28c #
  • You elected the right type of guy, Mass: http://abv8.me/28a “Brown Helps Democrats Break GOP Filibuster” @foxnewspolitics #
  • has been tweeting 0 years, 327 days, 22 hours, 31 minutes, 40 seconds since Mar 31, 2009. How about you? http://bit.ly/73yAZv #twtstdt #
  • RT @factlets Harvard scientists slowed light to 38 mph by shooting it through supercooled matter. http://factlets.info/SlowLight #
  • Just watched Mach 2 http://abv8.me/289 … perfect notch in the bedpost of bad movies I’ve been carving this week. 😀 #
 

Posted by on February 28, 2010 in Twitter Updates

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Twitter weekly updates by crimulus for 2010-02-21

  • So only 3 teams showed up for the basketball tournament … but it was a lot of fun! We will have another, and need more teams next time! #
  • RT @TheOnion Fork Manufacturer Introduces Fifth Tine To Accommodate Growing American Mouthfuls http://onion.com/91BBQT #
  • Why not attack the policies b/c you don't think they will work, rather than the ppl making the argument? http://abv8.me/288 RT @nprpolitics #
  • RT @Historyday On this day in 1912 Arizona was admitted as the 48th U.S. state. #
 

Posted by on February 21, 2010 in Twitter Updates

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Twitter weekly updates by crimulus for 2010-01-10

  • My apologies for the earlier … Turrets outburst? 😀 I was having a moment …
    🙂 #
  • Fuck the fucking fuckers and their fucking fuckity fuck. #
  • Woohoo … 4 star coins left in stage 3 in #SMB Wii … #
  • RT @YouQuotedQuotes Ignorance is a tough evil to conquer. ~ Sophocles #Quotes #
  • Ever have one of those days where it’s like everyone thinks you’re a serial killer? Yeah me neither … #
  • @silverclassics NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! in reply to silverclassics #
  • RT @TheOnion In Focus: Northeast Stunned By Freak January Snowfall http://bit.ly/7DPqkY #
  • RT @Historyday On this day in 1992 U.S. President George H.W. Bush vomited into the lap of the Prime Minister of Japan, Kiichi Miyazawa. #
  • Get excited! The Threshold of Omniscience podcast will be listenable tomorrow … look for the notification here at 7pm EST. #
  • RT @silverclassics 15% off and Free Shipping at 28 Sides Designs: http://abv8.me/279 #sale #reenactor #costume #chainmaille #
  • RT @Historyday “He who knows best knows how little he knows” – Thomas Jefferson #
  • Hmm..well there are some flubs, weird noises, and screaming baby, and the tone is bassy, but I think it’ll be up Friday for better or worse. #
  • Alright all 10 songs are recorded … now comes the listening to see if they are amply OK to post! #
  • RT @YouQuotedQuotes We make our fortunes, and we call them fate. ~ Earl of Beaconsfield #Quotes #
  • Also be forewarned … I have background singing on some of these recordings (AKA screaming baby) #
  • yeesh … just me and the guitar and these recordings are still giving me fits … am up to #7 though #
  • Making first attempt tonight to record The Threshold of Omniscience … doubt it will get done, but … gotta start somewhere. 🙂 #
  • RT @Discovery_News BIG PICS: Hubble reveals infant galaxies. See the incredible photos here! http://ow.ly/TqjC #
  • RT @nfl Shanahan will be the 7th diff. head coach for the Redskins since Daniel Snyder took over in 1999 http://bit.ly/62ZX61 [Uhh..hello??] #
  • RT @historytweeter #history Mona Lisa’s enigmatic smile due to very high cholesterol http://bit.ly/4PLo5g #
  • RT @NFLfootballinfo Tom Brady has been named the AP 2009 NFL Comeback Player of the Year [more like come-on-his-back player of the year!] #
  • RT @historytweeter #history Remains found of first plane taken to Antarctica http://bit.ly/7pNqHz #
  • A good read for Joss Whedon fans: http://abv8.me/27D #Buffy #Angel #Firefly #Serenity #Dollhouse #
  • rofl! There’s nothing like refocusing one’s priorities [Olympic Hurdler Has Breast Implants Removed to Increase Speed] http://abv8.me/27C #
  • RT @Historyday The last legal hanging in the United States took place on this day in 1993 in Washington state. #
  • RT @Historyday On this day in 1643 Anne & Denis Clarke have the first legal divorce in the American colonies. #
  • #Verizon is the most piss poor, backwards, customer-divorced company that ever existed and needs a F*$KING acid enema !!!!!!!!!!!!! #
  • I am up to the first castle on level 3 in the new Super Mario Bros Wii game … hard, but so freaking addictive ……………….. #
  • RT @Historyday On this day in 1959 Alaska became the forty-ninth U.S. state. #
 

Posted by on January 10, 2010 in Twitter Updates

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Twitter weekly updates by crimulus for 2009-11-15

  • If anyone out there *happens* to be looking for an x-mas present for me & Cecily (well, mostly me), look no further: http://abv8.me/20w #
  • RT @Funfacts The ´awkward´ musical note F# was called the "devil´s note" and at one point was banned by the church. #
  • @silverclassics Tonight sometime … after dark most likely #
  • Ahh … very refreshed after a 2 and a half hour nap 🙂 #
  • *on location at the LAN #
  • On location at the land … thanks to the rain :\ #
  • Something else to check out if you haven't yet http://bit.ly/2g56IF #
  • @vanadaar lol Once I get this "album" done I'm working on, I'm going to just start writing silly songs like that–write with no grand scheme #
  • Hmm..well I was going to write at least another song tonight, but it's not coming. Guess I better prepare for tree cutting tomorrow! #
  • @silverclassics Already on the thumb drive. #
  • Elevating..to discover that we live in a universe which permits the evolution of molecular machines as intricate and subtle as we. ~C Sagan #
  • If you have not checked this out, and you like music or science at all, you need to! http://symphonyofscience.com/ #
  • RT @TheOnion In Focus: Steven Tyler Laid Off From Aerosmith As Band´s Jobless Rate Hits 20% http://bit.ly/4E5MDc #
  • "I was born on this mountain, and I'm gonna die on this mountain. And so..are..you!" –Viney Butler to Earl Giddens in #Songcatcher #quotes #
  • @silverclassics Love it! But the quote is "gotta pull" not "better pull" and I think songcatcher quotes would make great potholders! (©?) #
  • * "lol Of course …" http://bit.ly/FaN9T #
  • * "I thought I would mention that …" http://bit.ly/FaN9T #
  • If you were a mermaid [Background: If I was a mermaid] Would you let me date you? http://tharp.me/b (Not for the faint of heart lol) #
  • * "Well, we are just getting started … once we tighten…" http://bit.ly/1ZiSrK #
  • * "Thanks :)It's getting pretty old now, but great songs are suppos…" http://bit.ly/Qb7X5 #
  • * "I'm not entirely sure I get my lyrics all the time ei…" http://bit.ly/1ZiSrK #
  • * "Yeah I've always had a fondness for this one too. Fun to play…" http://bit.ly/1ITn6Q #
  • RT @Historyday Washington became the 42nd state on this day in 1889. #history #
  • @silverclassics Is the D20 filled in? Hard to tell in the picture, but I am assuming if it is 8500 stitches then yes … ? #
  • D20 Embroidery Machine Design — from 28 Sides Designs http://bit.ly/3B5bXX #geekery #embroidery #
  • "God" = "That which I do not understand." #
  • @silverclassics http://bit.ly/13m5Pe Read the first paragraph (line 3) under "Biography" … Finn, physicist? 🙂 #
  • This song is called "Godzilla … ate my mother" (in parentheses) #
  • RT @politico We shouldn´t be attacking our own http://abv8.me/1Yn #Steele #RNC #Whitman [All I can say is abso-freaking-lutely right] #
  • @TXCUPCAKE Oops — didnt mean to RT 😀 #
  • RT @TXCUPCAKE @KARLROVE #twitterivia Yeah, but I forgot to put the second VP G. Clinton … #
  • @KARLROVE #twitterivia Thomas Jefferson, March 4, 1801-March 4, 1809, Aaron Burr #
  • This site is one of the coolest projects I've seen in a while: http://www.symphonyofscience.com/ #
  • This is a little cheesy, but somehow so very harmonic, euphoric
    http://bit.ly/k36ZM #
  • "You know who else diddn't answer medical questions? Hitler." -Jon Stewart http://abv8.me/1XC #
  • @vanadaar Did you get a #wave invite? I got on and it showed you a contact, so I sent you a wave..making sure you got it? #
  • @silverclassics Yeah it's ok … but I would never drink it if there were a caffeinated alternative 🙂 But it has nice character for decaf. #
  • I am drinking a cup of #decaf, and somehow, it's actually not bad. Emeril's Jazzed Up Decaf K-Cup #
  • If there were a solo for everyone, no one would need a tommy gun. http://tharp.me/a #
  • RT @TheOnion Poll: 100% Of Grandsons Talented http://ow.ly/APVM #
  • @silverclassics White, and yes!! #
  • Maybe you can stop on by and have a piece of pumpkin pie I think you would like it … #
 

Posted by on November 15, 2009 in Twitter Updates

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Twitter weekly updates by crimulus for 2009-09-13

  • People, if you respect this country, respect its leaders and seek logical debate, don’t give your kids signs like this: http://abv8.me/17F #
  • Off to the homeplace to see how many people ask me what crazy beer I’m drinking 🙂 #
  • @THETETRA Yeah … I really can’t believe it’s been 10 years. #
  • It can take only seconds to forget, continuous repetition to remember, but quite often a lifetime to forgive. Also takes a lifetime to die. #
  • Rather than focus on the bad, I would like to now reflect on Sept. 11, 1999. I had just bought a Dreamcast (9/9/99) and Sonic. Good times. #
  • <?php @jeremytharp (); ?> 🙁 #
  • RT @NPRPOLITICS What were you doing #on911? Driving down I-68 on my way to class in Morgantown. Got out of class at 11am & towers were gone. #
  • and the legend of the RENT was WAY HARDCORE!!!!!!!!!!!! #
  • In the days of the caveman, mammoths, and glaciers … bugs and trees were your food then. No pyjamas or doctors …… #
  • Finally ordered the sound card I need to make my studio come back to life. http://abv8.me/15y 1U Rackmount, 14 input channels + USB=SWEEEET #
  • http://abv8.me/15v Apology made, apology accepted. Now, can we move on and deal with the whole innovating-to-fix-the-damn-problem thing? #
  • RT @TheOnion Americans Observing 9/11 By Trying Not To Masturbate http://bit.ly/11ZD7y LMFAO #
  • Good job, Mr. President, calling the Congress to action. Way to call out the naysayers (on both sides) and proffer a real compromise. #
  • Coolest thing ever! Wardensville on CNN … http://abv8.me/14O Makes me very proud 🙂 #
  • About the coolest picture ever 😀 http://abv8.me/14L (Crasher Squirrel) #
  • @NBA Clyde Drexler #Fathead Twivia (20k pts, 6k rebs, 6k asts) #
  • RT @factcheckdotorg Q: Did Obama change his back-to-school speech in response to pressure from conservatives? A: http://bit.ly/KVJxO #
  • @silverclassics Hey if you think about it today call about the FF table, see what’s up with that. #
  • RT @TheOnion President Obama Holds Surprise Rooftop Press Conference http://bit.ly/1CX2f #
  • Life tip: You are only as good as the ice cream you eat. Mmmmm … I am real good. 😀 #
  • http://abv8.me/13d Focus on McCain’s comments. This is the guy who would be President if Obama weren’t. If he can move on and compromise… #
  • @GSTEPHANOPOULOUS Wow! 😀 (Al Franken draws the US) http://abv8.me/13c #
  • http://abv8.me/13b AGREE: ‘the country has “become so polarized that we believe that our president is an enemy and not our leader.”‘ #
  • When you spend less time working on your focus, you can spend more time focusing on your work. I know. The profundity is eternal. #
  • I spent all morning and all night thinking about it, and all I got was this lousy update. #
  • RT @TheOnion White Sufficiency Movement Asserts Whites Right Up There With Other Races http://bit.ly/2bg1CC #
  • Wow, Obama wants so bad to indoctrinate your children that he’s letting you read his speech first …. http://abv8.me/12d … {{ crickets }} #
  • Screw reality, I’m going home. (A la Cartman?) #
  • A good read (essential, in a way) for anyone interested in understanding the foundations of this country (more to come) http://abv8.me/11L #

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Posted by on September 13, 2009 in Twitter Updates

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